.
A stiff, slender tip broke through the shoddy packaging of
some incompetent eBayer. Luckily, it was just a hand. Our soon-to-be-hero
would be more than happy to show us other parts of his anatomy later on in the story.
.
“Praise be to Allah for all these packing bubbles!”
“Praise be to Allah for all these packing bubbles!”
.
Our intrepid voyager couldn’t free himself. Dauntless, he wriggled around like an impotent teenager on top of his prom date in a back seat on a hot summer night.
Our intrepid voyager couldn’t free himself. Dauntless, he wriggled around like an impotent teenager on top of his prom date in a back seat on a hot summer night.
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“Too….much…friction…”
“Too….much…friction…”
.
…that’s what she said.
…that’s what she said.
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